accidentaltouching asked: noooooo tht daddy longleg story is horrid!! the woman i work with was telling me a story yesterday about when she was in australia and she was having a cig by a light and this thing tht she thought was a bird flew into the light and fell onto the floor but it was a moth (THE SIZE OF A BIRD!!!!!!) i almost vommed all over her. cry cry cry
it was one of the worst things to ever happen to me :( ahhhh that’s fucking terrifying i’d have a breakdown if i saw that. never going to australia then blehhhhh
last night i remembered a horrifying story i must’ve tried to bury in my subconscious or s/t cos it makes me want to vom. i was cleaning tables in a restaurant i used to work at and a huge daddy longlegs was flying around me so i hit it away but it landed right in the middle of my chest (ewwww grosssss) so i panicked and hit it away again and ran off to the kitchen and thought i was safely away from any bugs that might try and attack me when I FELT SOMETHING MOVE IN MY BRA. ohgod might cry just thinking about it i just felt like you should all know because it was a horrible ordeal and i want you to know that i’m here for anyone that has gone through something similar
(sidenote, you don’t want to know how i got it out)
cute things my girlfriend says: “i wanna smash the patriarchy with you”
omg remember those monster munch that turned your tongue greeny blue?? they should bring those back out
the best story i have heard while at uni: a friend who works in wetherspoons walked into the women’s toilets and found a drunk girl on the floor, holding a bucket of chicken and a laptop and masturbating on webcam
seriously WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THAT WAS YOU
mytigerstripes asked: HEY GIRL
HOLY SHIT i didn’t realise that was you!!!! lookin fiiine ^.^
“you really taught me how to appreciate cats” <3 pretty good compliment tbh
taking selfies in the library when the security guard pops up behind us to check our student ID oops
